Fancy Pants

This is what your grandpa has been doing with his social security checks...

Ewe dirty whore...

I bet she takes it in the baaah-dunk-a-dunk

Well done...

I think this guy would be kinda awesome at parties. I'd be all..."dude! let's make some s'mores!" and he'd be all "I hate that shit!" and I'd be like "really?" and he'd be all "uh...kidding stupid!" and I'd be all "oooh, burn!".